Quali sono alcuni dei commenti più divertenti nel codice sorgente?

1. /** 
2. * The winter has come. Here I am, after 9 months of agony still 
3. * modifying, writing crappy implementations, and adding more shit to a pile of horse 
4. * poo that's been absorbing everything I've been throwing at it. E ha ancora fame... 
5. *  
6. * In my defence, I've tried everything from pitching to the board the necessity of throwing 
7. * away this pile of junk, to getting an O.K to re-write portions of this monster, to expanding 
8. * the development team, to do a refactoring sprint, code review sessions, but in vain... 
9. *  
10. * Here I am, desperatly copy\pasting my own code, the ugliest code I've written throughout my  
11. * 10 years of software development. The most disturbing use of methods, and the most disgusting 
12. * implementation of OOP standards and more. 
13. *  
14. * All hope is gone, and I'm left with no choice but to fight my way through crappy business 
15. * requierements and a lousy decision making process to write what's not writeable only to meet 
16. * illogical deadlines... 
17. *  
18. * I apologize fellow developer for if you reached this place, you're in my shoes now and probably 
19. * cursing whoever gave birth to this ugly monster.  
20. *  
21. * I apologize fellow developer for you are thinking at this point in time that we're a bunch of  
22. * retards who know shit about proper software development principles and standards. 
23. *  
24. * I apologize fellow warrior for you are having to read this mind boggling pile of junk, 
25. * that's been written with the utmost feelings of depression and dispair. 
26. *  
27. * I was once a great developer, but not anymore. Now I'm very much capable of writing a whole 
28. * 600 page book on "How NOT to write enterprise software" also another book on "How to abuse your machine". 
29. * Questo codice ha preso la vita di almeno 3 o 4 computer durante il processo di sviluppo. They  
30. * just couldn't handle the suffering anymore. Il dolore era troppo per loro. They had to end it 
31. * in a way or another... 
32. *  
33. * I wish you the best of luck on your journey to come. It starts with feelings of rage and anger that 
34. * briefly turn into motivation to fix whatever is fucked. But don't have high hopes my friend, I've been 
35. * in your shoes... Soon it will all fade away and all you would be doing is appending to this comment  
36. * with your story of pain and sorrow. 
37. *  
38. * The night of 14/11/2012 3:45 AM 
39. **/ 

-- Edit 2/6/2013

I would like to add the following funny comments from the very early Computer Engineers (50's)

George Dyson at the birth of the computer | Video on TED.com